Monthly Archives: October 2012

Day 3: Dreadful Decorations

At this late hour I sit in my girlfriend Cindy’s living room, unable to sleep. I’m surrounded by tacky Christmas decorations, and my entire body aches. I can still hear jingle bells ringing in my ear after having it blasted … Continue reading

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Day 2: Christmas Music

My neighbors are still playing the freaking music. The Christmas music. In October. Now, October is a fine month. It’s filled with great things, like Thanksgiving and Halloween. I get to stuff my face, and watch girls parade around in … Continue reading

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Day 1: Christmas is dead to me….

Christmas is dead to me… While the majority may think this is the best holiday of the year, I tend to disagree. I hate Christmas.  Call me a Grinch or a Scrooge but it’s the truth. I. HATE. CHRISTMAS. I … Continue reading

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